I quote in the vernacular   And edit speech oracular   To seek a phrase spectacular   Like, “Piss off you cunt”, or "I hate the Queen", or "I am one"      I wheedle out a vanity   Expose it with inanity   Expand it to insanity   He struck me as sick, talentless dick, got on my wick      Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my boy   Oh, slip us a fiver, and enjoy      I veer from the phenomenal   To mildly astronomical   Then swing to being comical   Little joke, like, here, here & there, now & then      I jeer at his philosophy   And leer at her biology   I never make apologies   Well, not for a ten, follow me drift, need a new watch      Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my love   Oh, do us a favour, hard cash, guv   Or piss off home      Anything you do, I can do better   But I've just got some better things to do   Any size you get, well, I've been bigger   Than you      Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my dear   Oh, just put your signature right here   Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my love   Oh, do us a favour, hard cash, guv   Or sling yer hook