Key lime pie, infatuation that shouldn't exist   Key lime pie, indulge and I am in your debt   Key lime pie, inspire me with foolish love   Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept      Flaky crust is what I lust   Your fresh lime scent is a must   Take me with coffee, never with tea   You're the pie that pleases me   People gawk, "Is that pie green?"   Ask for a bite, "Fuck you, I'm mean"      Key lime pie, cheapest hooker I've ever had   Key lime pie, last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad   Key lime pie, poke fun and laugh and jest   Key lime pie, don't bother me, digest key lime pie