When you're away   Things never ever are quite the same   Nothing is cool, everything is lame   It leaves me with a bitter taste      There is piss in my Weetbix   There's ear wax all over the Jatz   The smeg in my lager's a shame   As is the shit in my champagne      It's been too long since you've been gone   And now it seems that everything's wrong   I'm hearing truths in the lyrics of Elton John      There is piss in my Weetbix   There's ear wax all over the Jatz   The smeg in my lager's a shame   As is the shit in my champagne      Piss, Weetbix   Ear wax, all over the Jatz   Lager, a shame   As is the shit in my champagne...