Hired a video the other day   Brought it back late and had to pay   A three dollar overdue fine   To the filthy corporate swine   I didn't like it and it shows   Could've been worse, I suppose   Nonetheless I had the shits   Bit put out by it      We are a bit perturbed   And we are quite put out   We are, we are disgruntled      Went to catch a bus, but it was late   It did make me quite irate   I guess I will just have to wait   But you're lucky I don't smash the state   Oh no, wait, here it comes now   'Not before time', I muttered and frowned   Not the sort of thing you want to happen to you   But what are you gonna do?      We are a bit perturbed   And we are quite put out   We are disgruntled      Hired a video the other day   Brought it back late and had to pay   A three dollar overdue fine   To the filthy corporate swine   I didn't like it and it shows   Could've been worse, I suppose   Nonetheless I had the shits   Bit put out by it      We are a bit perturbed   And we are quite put out   We are disgruntled   We are a bit perturbed   And we are quite put out   We are disgruntled