Ladies and gents   Your attention please   Let's look to the flying trapeze   The great Mondello will take to the sky   Watch him go-see him fly!      Now this wonder will start with some flips   While the ladies are bitin' their lips   Now the tension is high   As it gets, ÑThat's right folks no netsæ      This cat was flying through with   The greatest of ease   All of a sudden he missed the trapeze   Down and down, down and down   Kersplatty on the ground      Come and see where Mondello did land   The poor fellow is in the Lord's hands   Oh me oh my what a shame   Nothing left   Just a stain      Ladies and gents your attention please   The service will be held at three   Invite the trainers, the clowns and the geeks    That's all folks go home see you next week