Dirty neon lights, the traffic's cry   Footsteps echo on the street   The cheap but lovely chicks   And a sawbuck for a trick   And she'll work for a bite to eat   So where is all the glamour?   Where's that lovely starlet's kiss?   But out in T.V. land   They dream of Tinsel Town   But I'll tell you just what they've missed      Hustlers roll, beat cops stroll   The city where the night runs deep   Seedy bars, cats in lowered cars   That's Hollywood while you're asleep      Well here comes the fog   Or is that smog?   'Cause man I can't tell anymore   There ain't no welcome wagon around this town   Fred and Ethel sure the hell ain't next door   But way out in the distance   Someone watches the late night show   They dream of being hip on Sunset Strip   But I'll tell you what they don't know      Dirty neon lights, the traffic's cry   Footsteps echo on the street   The cheap but lovely chicks   And a sawbuck for a trick   And she'll work for a bite to eat   So where is all the glamour?   Where's that lovely starlet's kiss?   But out in T.V. land   They dream of Tinsel Town   But I'll tell you just what they've missed      Hustlers roll, beat cops stroll   The city where the night runs deep   Yeah seedy bars, cats in lowered cars   That's Hollywood while you're asleep