(To audience) Ladies and Gentleman, the Woman Song      She's the Woman, She's the Woman      I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door   I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have to   All the female sex has a lot more class   Unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's ass   I'm a twenty-first century gal, but I can't set my VCR!      She's the Woman, She's the Woman      Well I am not your hooker, but your still gonna pay   Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon   Because my body belongs to me   Until I get dinner, and a movie   I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check!      She's the Woman, She's the Woman      And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds   And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't hold a map   And I stand behind my man   So I can nag him as much as I can   And I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider!      She's the Woman, She's the Woman      And I never tell a lie, but I will fake an orgasm   Cause I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face   But I still get hot and sweaty for the opening of a new shoe store   And I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin' business      She's the Woman, She's the Woman