All around the country and coast   People always say what do you like most   I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast   I always tell 'em I like toast      YEAH TOAST!!!!!   YEAH TOAST!!!!!      I get up in the mornin' 'bout six AM   Have a little jelly have a little jam   Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot   Push down the lever and the wires gets hot   I get toast      YEAH TOAST!!!!!   YEAH TOAST!!!!!       Now there's no secret to toasting perfection   There's a dial on the side and you make your selection   Push to the dark or the light and then   If it pops too soon, press down again    Make toast      YEAH TOAST!!!!!   UHH TOAST!!!!!       When the first caveman drove in from the drags   Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs   Must have been a genius, got it in his head   Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread   Make toast      YEAH TOAST!!!!!   UHH TOAST!!!!!      Oui monsieur bonjour coquette   Uh huh croissante vous a ver   Maurice chevalier effeil tower   Oh oui maria bagette bon soir      FRENCH TOAST!!!!!   FRENCH TOAST!!!!!      In Chicago or on the Bob and Tom Show      YEAH TOAST!!!!!      Yeahuau, toast.