Remeber last night at that party at your house?   Somethin went down after you passed out on the couch.   I can't recall, specific times, events or even the place   But all in all, your mom fell in love with my face   And when i woke up i was in her bed all a alone   After all we drank how was i suppossed to have known?      Your mom   Wanted me bad   Does this make me   Your step-dad   so sonny boy   have you done your chores   just get outta the house   cause i'm gonna score, with your mom      Hey im not to blame shes the one who came onto me   After i look back i thinks it really funny   that your little brothers first words ever were to me   And ill never forget the look on his face when he called me daddy   Now whats gonna happen since im a part of the family   can you understand that im your dad try to find a way to see      Your mom   Wanted me bad   Does this make me   Your step-dad   so sonny boy   have you done your chores   just get outta the house   cause i'm gonna score, with your mom      Hey dude can you get your stalker mom off my back?   I never knew i was THAT good in the sack   that weekend in vegas we got married without even thinking   you should tell your mom to lay off the heavy drinking   cause we never had a prenump   and now shes gonna have to see   im getting half of all her stuff   not to mention, joint custody!      Your mom   Wanted me bad   Does this make me   Your step-dad   so sonny boy   have you done your chores   just get outta the house   cause i'm gonna score, with your mom