“Jet Flair”      Missiles are crashing all around us   Peace contracts holding on thin trust   Maybe if this planet explodes   I will bother to care   (But for now I’m staying here)      Millions spent on shuttles   To be sent off where no one goes   We have a place to live   So why bother to care?   (Projects so dumb and vain)      CHORUS   But all these weapons are making a lot of racket    And I’m feeling insecure   Keep my reservation aboard your rocket    I think I’ll need it in the near-future   Blasting out of this place!      You elevate to new degrees   I’m sticking to my 9.8 gravity   And when this planet finally blows   I will surely care   (And I’ll buy your shuttle ticket to nowhere)      CHORUS         Things here are getting pretty scary   This once-coercive planet is getting weary    Thousands of years of abuse   Now the oceans are gonna flood   And the sun is going to kill   Was it written in all the prophecies?   I wouldn’t be surprised   Don’t cover your daunted eyes   And be ready to accept your new life   In a dark and airless universe   (brief panicky solo)      The truth is that this planet is going unsteady   So take me aboard I think I’m ready!