You came to me with all the force of a feather duster    Do you recall how you got your bell rung?    Did you forget you were my pet until you got loose?    Now you’re on your own, strutting on the freeway    And I’ve wept at the thought of your big break      You’re in the back of a Cadillac with a doll catcher    When you were rife with fleas, remember how it stung?   And I weep when I sing about you    For my big break, my big break, it’s my big break    It’s my big break      A bigger bowl, a better bone is all you wanted    I’m still posting bills, boy, won’t you come home?    And I’ve wept at the thought of your big break   It’s your big break, it’s your big break    Your big break