Here we go to the Tasty Freeze   Or maybe Dairy Queen   If so, then better lock the glove   There's something in there the old man loves   To break it out with a muffled shout   A shout of glee and it comes out      The dreaded spoon, the dreaded spoon   Lord help us, it's the dreaded spoon      Well, hide your cookies and hide your cakes   What he giveths, away he takes   He keep on scoopin' till you taste just great   So better not turn your head away      It's gone, gone, gone   They're gone, gone, gone   To the dreaded spoon      Says he doesn't want a thing   He's not hungry, he says with a tiny wink   We come back with a big ol' cone   And he makes his move and we all moan   Wearing out your ice cream cake   Spilling sprinkles in his wake      The dreaded spoon, the dreaded spoon   Lord help us, the dreaded spoon      Well, hide your cakes and Sunday pies   Apple fritters and curly fries   Nuts and cherries piled so high   Just one swipe and it's say goodbye      Yes, bye, bye, bye   They're gone, gone, gone   Gone, gone, gone   To the dreaded spoon      Well, hide your cakes and sunday pies   Apple fritters and curly fries   Nuts and cherries piled so high   Just one swipe and it's say goodbye      Yes, bye, bye, bye   They're gone, gone, gone   Gone, gone, gone   To the dreaded spoon