There was a Joe   Leanin’ on the back door   A couple Jills with their eyes on a couple   bills   Their eyes was statin’   They was waitin’   To get their hands on some Easy Money      They flipped a dime,   One said, “Well, I’ll take heads   this time”   One stepped up,   One stepped back,   One loosened her shoulder strap   She couldn’t speak,   Her knees got weak,   She could almost taste that Easy Money      There was this old black cat   Sittin’ in an old black Cadillac   The Joe smelled sweet   She curled up at her boyfriend’s feet   She said, “I got a plan   Listen, Sam, how’d ya like to make some   Easy Money?”      He say, “Yes! Oh, yes!   Jus’ tell me what you want me to do”   She said, “Baby, you can trust me   Baby, but you must be hidin’ in   my room   At a quarter to two”      Well, the cat told the boy   “Come up to the room and play with   my toy”   But the Jill set the bait   And she wasn’t gonna sit around   and wait   But this guy was wise to all the lies   And he flies out the door   With the Easy Money      Because there ain’t no man   Who got the money in his hand   Who got any of that bread   Bein’ slow in the head   The easier it looks   The hotter it hooks   There ain’t no such thing as   Easy Money      We say, “Yes! Oh, yes!”      Saturday night   There was a terrible, terrible fight   Between two dames who was losin’ the   same game   It wasn’t clear,   But I hear somebody was lookin’ for some   Easy Money