Lap dog, lap dog, where you going to go    If I put you out in the rain and snow,   If I put you out in the rain and snow    Where the sun don’t shine and the cold wind blow?      Lap dog, lap dog, who you going to see?   Look in the mirror; you won’t see me   When the face in the mirror just makes you cry   On a corner as the cars go by      Someone you can rely on   Someone you can rely on   Someone you could be there with   Someone you could do that with   Someone like me      Lap dog, you should come home   ’Cause a little lap dog isn’t meant to roam   A little lap dog was meant to play by the fire   And sleep all day       With someone you can rely on   Someone you can rely on   Someone you could do that with   Someone you could be there with   Someone like me