Look at me crashed out face down in sick   And you choking on the foreign gravel   My knee open like a red pocket   We watch the day unravel   Look at us dead drunk Brits deep in the shit   Kicked out of a cab miles from the hotel   My purse empty no money in it   Can we cadge a lift on your beat up moped?      Can't stop getting wasted I'm out of my mind   Can't stop getting wasted I love it when I'm high      Look at me blacked out dress soaked in piss   You bring me round with an icy splashing   My head banging cartoon stars spin   Another Saturday night on the trashing   Look at us we're it twenty-something club twits   Pull rubbish moves in the basement Mod room   My arms waving to a 60's hit   Can we take a trip back to the bathroom?