Funny how you look at my hi-fi   Touch my hi-fi   Like to listen to my hi-fi   Now I'm gone      Do you really want just another hi-fi,   Or do you want mine?   Do you really want just another hi-fi,   Or do you want mine?      You took a taxi and I paid your fare   The meter's still running   The meter's still running      You took a taxi and I paid your fare   The meter's still running   The meter's still running      Funny how you look at my hi-fi   Touch my hi-fi   Like to listen to my hi-fi   Now I'm gone      Silly you misused my hi-fi   Dissed my hi-fi   Changed tune on my hi-fi   Now I'm gone      Funny how you look at my hi-fi   Touch my hi-fi   Like to listen to my hi-fi   Now I'm gone      What if I turned down my hi-fi   Paused my hi-fi   Swapped discs on my hi-fi   Still you're gone      Talk's dirty to me baby   Treat me clean   Talk's dirty to me baby   Treat me clean      Funny how you look at my hi-fi   Touch my hi-fi   Like to listen to my hi-fi   Now I'm gone      Silly you misused my hi-fi   Dissed my hi-fi   Changed tune on my hi-fi   Now I'm gone      Funny how you look at my hi-fi   Touch my hi-fi   Like to listen to my hi-fi   Now I'm gone      What if I turned down my hi-fi   Paused my hi-fi   Swapped discs on my hi-fi   Still you're gone      Put the hi-fi down!   Move away from the hi-fi!   You are under Hi-Fi arrest!   Anything you say will be recorded on poor quality audio cassette and played back to you very loudly!