Little me, big world   can't you see my toes curled   Little me, oh mom   couldn't believe what she saw      I made a mess all over the place   but she could tell from the look on my face   the most embarassed kid in the human race      My mom caught me driving   on the wrong side of the road      A list of things for me to do   but when she came home she knew   there were other things too   other things too      Pops told her it was only a phase   but Sis made fun of me for a couple days   the most embarassed kid in the human race      My mom caught me driving    on the wrong side of the road