I don't want to end up like Doug   cause everybody wants him to leave   he'll be upstairs having a bawl   while everybody's downstairs at the party      I'm pretty sure he didn't say a word   at the time i think    people thought he was wise   the silent type    it turns out that he's not      he's not   everybody welcome to the freezer      Doug's really just a loser   there are few people that are strong   silent types   and Doug's not one of them   he's not cool   and I don't want to end up like him