I'm tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler   It's Friday night I'm all alone still a bachelor   She said she'd call me when she'd finished work   Haven't heard a word all day   I may not be Warren Beatty or Mohammed Ali   (Attractive female wanted)   I ain't asking a great deal, just a female to move in with me   (Attractive female wanted)   I'll share all my records, toothbrush and car   and color TV, honestly   A single girl for my single bed is my remedy   (Attractive female wanted)      She doesn't have to be a movie star   cover of a magazine   She can work in a garage all day    in the evening some canteen      I'm tired of blind dates making silly mistakes   It's embarrassing   (Attractive female wanted)   I've had no complaints    but obviously you've guessed    no compliments   (Attractive female wanted)      Won't someone please answer my prayers   before I'm old and grey   (Attractive female wanted)   I've been lonely too long    all of my family think I'm gay      She doesn't have to be a movie star    cover of magazine   She can work in a garage all day   in the evening some canteen      Attractive female wanted   Active female wanted   I may get drunk stink like a skunk   but she'll look after me   (Attractive female wanted)   Put me to bed ease my aching head    and made fuss of me   You know what I gonna do   Think I'll write a letter    to Mr. Hugh Heffner confidentially   Dear Sir    A single girl for my single bed is my remedy