P-I-N-G   P-O-N-G      P-I-N-G   P-O-N-G      P-I-N-G   P-O-N-G      P-I-N-G   P      Sipping perrier, playing ping pong   Movin' up the ranks y'all   Hey man you know there's nothin' wrong   With the late night battle   I always stay prepared   Got my paddle in my backpack   Challenger's beware.      With the P-I-N-G   Volley for the serve, hit it nice and easy   See we got these regulations, for a tournament   O.R.P.P.R.B., check the document      I'll officiate, your event, keep it on the level   Inspect the surfaces, arguments are settled   Scrutinize the nets, keep 'em taut and snappy   Rock the color commentary, keep the people happy      It's on. the day starts just before dawn,   Brobot's on the front lawn, giving seminars   On the finer arts like brutal back hand hits   People linin' up, earnin' new certificates      Check the merchandise, man Grimmy thought of everything   Sweat bands up to grand champion rings   It means that nobody leaves empty-handed   Every last ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. branded      Demand from my sponsors is big and getting better   See me at the match in my ping pong sweater   In the locker room, lifting weights to get strong   Sipping perrier, playing ping pong      Ping Pong, step up to the table   Ping Pong, with the ball in play   Ping Pong, I don't care what you call it   Step up to the table with the ball in play      Ping Pong, step up to the table   Ping Pong, with the ball in play   Ping Pong, not once have I fallen   Step up to the table with the ball in play      What? Yo, they challenge me? To a sanctioned event?   It went quick with the skunk, yeah love zero 6   Top Spin smashes, stops them dead in their tracks   You see the way I relax is winnin' ping pong matches   Victories are comin' in batches   When I practice, it's back hand --- back hand again   Forehand, no return practice sideways spin   The skin on my paddle's kinda floppy   But it don't stop me, I'll win in any condition   While you wishin' that you could scout out my style and try to copy      I'm in Japan learning secret paddle positions   I'm on a steady diet: sashimi to gohan   I eat with my fingers consult the masters for advice:      (MC Frontalot)   You can excel, grasshopper, if you're willing to pay the price!   Keep your eyes on the ball. Feel the paddle like a friend.   You don't have to have telekinesis but pretend   like you do. Aim the sphere around the court.   Enter into the slow motion so that time & space distort.   Make report with the paddle; pick pock how it go.   Pop-lock as you wield it; feel the ball flow   against the counter-currents of the motions you make.   You might mistake it for a simple game of angles, but it ain't.   Now taint the universe with the flavor of your game,   tilt reality around the ball to shape the lane   of its travel. But do not let it unravel fate:   don't return a volley if it's already too late.   It's unfair to your opponent how you move through air,   how you throw away your paddle -- in the back pocket got a spare,   how you dared him to serve before you got in the room,   how he tried but the net cradled each as a womb.   Now, assuming that you've got all my lessons ignored...      See me at the Comfort Inn at the World Tour   It's 4 a.m., I'm eatin' continental breakfast   The competition don't expect this   A new serve from Mr. Cyberman, an ace is unexpected   I'm happy as long as my ladder post is protected   Our gear's not the tightest, is all that we found   That table might wobble but it don't fall down.   We're in the locker room liftin' weights, gettin' strong   Sippin' Perrier, playing ping pong      Ping Pong, step up to the table   Ping Pong, with the ball in play   Ping Pong, I don't care what you call it   Step up to the table with the ball in play      Ping Pong, step up to the table   Ping Pong, with the ball in play   Ping Pong, not once have I fallen   Step up to the table with the ball in play      Every ball is branded, serve it left-handed,   O.R.P.P.R.B., see the label and demand it   It can get kinda crazy, you understand it   It don't phase me, it's the just the way that we planned it.(4x)