"I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah... I accept."      Hey   Listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight   Who these people are, that can wait   This my board, my world, my space   I wrote every rule you gotta read 'em ok?   Cool, I guess that's it man we straight   And if you need something I'll be up kinda late   Like two, see that's when it gets bad   People start flaming and everybody's mad   That's when I gotta bust out the ban   Trust me man, some of these people just can't stand   One another, so I gotta cover up a scandal   Nah dude I can't let you know my AIM handle      Drop it, I'll grab your IP and block it   If you can't stay on topic, you got it?   If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop me   Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey      Obey the moderator, create a state of calm   Scan sentences and announce who's wrong   You are the troller, one week ban   I know your other screen name man   Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs   Hook 'em up with handles and float all their threads   You are the liar, permanent ban   I'll nullify your password man      (Why don't you tell 'em about your sig kid?   Yeah, yeah! Tell 'em about your sig!)      My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful   Might blink a bit, 80k, there's no way that I be wasteful   People get hateful but hey it ain't new to me   It can get crazy, in this community   Dude you gotta unlock your caps   Never argue, I'm gonna walk with you straight to the FAQs   Even then they never relax, it's all grudges   From six months back, still nobody budges   The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth   Attack us and laugh us we back up with work   But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve   Trade off sleep for new security   That's part of the job I don't mind it   And if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find it   I'm tracking down every last duplicate account   I'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubt      I see that you are new to the community and soon to be   A troubling influence so you really should be listening      Obey the moderator, create a state of calm   Scan sentences and announce who's wrong   You are the troller, one week ban   I know your other screen name man   Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs   Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads   You are the liar, permanent ban   I'll nullify your password man