One, two, three, four   Are you ready to obey the Cow God?      We live in a country, we can't eat meat   Obey the Cow God   We live in a country where there is no, there's no Burger King's   Obey the Cow God   We live in a country where there is no, there's no McDonald's   Obey the Cow God      Ah dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey   I'm a cow and I'm gonna roam through your village   And I'm gonna eat all of your food   But you don't care because I'm a, I'm a sacred cow   Obey the Cow God      We live in a country where there is no, there's no Beefcake, the mighty   Obey the Cow God   We live in a country where there is no, there's no beef by products   Obey the Cow God      You, on your knees   You, get on your knees   Where's those two boneheads?   Get on your knees   Hands behind your heads   And on your knees   You, on your knees   You, get on your knees   I said, "On your knees"   Get on your knees   And pray to the Cow God      Eat my burger, for it is my flesh   And drink my milk, for it is my blood   Obey