Here’s a man that starts off his flow    With the J-E-double-L and O   He’s a man happily married to Clair Huxtable      But this song ain’t about the Kozby Show    Or is it about jello   It’s about the one thing I like more   That's using the back door      I want to I want to, Bill Kozby you   I want to I want to, Bill Kozby   There’s nothing that I’d rather do. Bill Kozby you   I want to I want to, Bill Kozby you      Now I bet you’re wondering about this Bill Kozby thing   Just thinking about a jello pudding pop    and my long ding-a-ling      It’s a most uncomfortable place    and girl you won’t see my face   So let’s hit the back of a VW    So I can hit the back of you      You’re gonna wanna bend down and give me some   Turn around then give me a hum   As you take all of my root    In the poop chute      I want to I want to, Bill Kozby you   I want to I want to, Bill Kozby   There’s nothing that I’d rather do. Bill Kozby you   I want to I want to, Bill Kozby you