[Chorus]   Centaur lady   In reverse   Lovely body but her face,   Like a horse      [Session]   Yo, Ill tell you what's great about fuckin' a hit chick   She won't complain if you just bust in her quick, shit   She better be happy she got thrust with a stiff dick   And she'd never cheat, dawg. Im trustin' this bitch wit   Anybody even drunk you wouldn't catch em in the place   When she was born the doctor even smacked her in the face   I introduce her to my boys, they tried to hold me back   I told em, "I ain't Shallow Hal, dawg, I know she fat!"   Fuck it, at least she make sure I don't see her when I wake up   Cause she's so ugly she need to creep up on her make-up   Can lead a prenup if we break up, cuz we never will   Won't give her plastic surgery even if I get a deal   For Halloween kids go as her but of course   It's tricky cause kids gotta find the fur of a horse   This Session tellin' you to get the ugly chick freak and   Trust me, mistreat her cause never the musty bitch cheatin'      [Tonedeff]   Yo Son Im sick of these pretty bitches, they're a nightmare to deal with   Hoes actin' like they deserve to have their heels lit, with fake or even real tits   It's like they wantin fame for their appearance   I made a sever switch, let me explain what the deal is   I met this ugly bitch in the fish section of the market   I mean for real, this bitch look like Linda Tripp's illegitimate armpit   Yeah, the sex was a bit awkward but trust me fam   I covered the head with a pillowcase while yellin out, "Fuck the klan!"   We go to clubs to dance, the floor clears, bouncers shout   Hit up the carnival to hand her a job app for the haunted house   And I get mad confused when it comes to humpin' around   She asks me to fuck her ass but tells me, "You fucka mah mouf!"   And I'm buggin' out cause it's fucked up when your girl gets her nails painted   And the first thing you think is, "You get a face lift?"   Will I trade shit? Man, I can't call it   It's a marriage of convenience and I always get the handicapped parking      [Chorus x2]      [Substantial]   Yeah, yo   Got this girl, she's remiscin' of Cole's Big Shirly   Burly, she dont know the definition of girly   When it's early, she runs a mile with me on her shoulders   Nickname's Jawbones, teeth look like she bite boulders   You might notice there's no talk of head mentioned   Cuz the time I got it it was like another circumcision (ow, it hurts!)   Listen, her naked you'd hate to see   So brolic when we have sex it's like she rapin' me   And I ain't a small dude, you should hear her talk too   How boo got more bass in her voice than I do? (I love you)   Yeah baby, whatever you say   Bikini wax? Her bush look like a fuckin' toupet   No choice but to take one for the team or it's curtains   Can't prove it but I think she might've killed my old girlfriend   Downer, but it's useful bein' around her   Cause when we in the club I got my own personal bouncer      [PackFM]   Yo, it don't bug me that she's ugly as long as she loves me   And when we out in public she has to promise not to hug me   Ok, shes kinda chubby but her smiles cute, dont knock it   She got three teeth, two in her mouth and one in her pocket   Let's not kid, Im positive that she ain't gonna leave me   She can't chew through a new leash, she only got two teeth   We go to dark places like the movies. Dinner? think not   Can't use a knife and fork, I gotta feed her with a slingshot   Get a doggy bag only hit it doggy style   Can't blame her mom and dad for makin' her an only child   You don't want a bunch of those things runnin' around the house   We'll be safe as long as you can't get pregnant through the mouth   I know what fly chicks are about and fuckin' wit' em isn't smart   They'll burn a hole in your pocket and it spreads to your heart   So if your ratin's more than eight to ten and you high maintenance   Better have an ugly friend cause I'll be datin' them      She's ugly as sin   The bitch has goat titties   She suckles migdet on them   The bitches toes are longer than her fingers   She dips her big toe in ink and writes me love letters   The bitches vagina looks like a wombat dipped in chewed bubblegum   Its disgusting