(Reverend)   Spin for feature or I hold for fruit   I need two more nudges and I’ll drop the loot   Sure I’ll jack it almost anytime   When I hear a voice from behind      (Tim)   No, no mate you wanna’ hold the pears   Cos I’ve been watching you from over by the stairs   Turbocash is cool you wanna’ let ‘em spin   But if the hoppers full you’re guaranteed a win      (Reverend)   No, no mate why don’t you understand   I’ve got a scheme a plan I’ve got it all in hand   I need a no-lose or an extra life   And me mobile’s ringing. It’s me wife      (Laura)   Where are you Jon what time will you be home   I’ve been trying to call just get your answerphone   I’ve told you once, I’ve told you times before   Can’t get to sleep unti lyou’re through th door   Are you listening to anything I say?   We need the money, we got bills to pay   Don’t get drunk and make sure you’re not late   And don’t be gambling please for goodness sake      (Reverend)   Back inside a frown adorns ma face   Because I see this bloke’s stepped in and took me place   What takes the biscuit, really tops it off   Is when the jackpot lights up, he’s took the lot      (Anon)   Haha lad you see what I just did?   I just dropped the bandit, only spent a quid   Oh were you playing mate?   I didn’t realise-ise-ise…      (Reverend)   I’m so skint and demoralised      (Tim)   There’s always tomorrow mate