Mark   Tell the folks at home what you're doing Roger      Roger   I'm writing one great song --      Mark   The phone rings.      Roger   Yesss!      Mark   We screen.      Roger & Mark's Answering Machine   "Speak" ... ("Beeeep!")      Collins   "Chestnuts roasting ---"      Roger & Mark   Collins!      Collins   I'm downstairs      Mark   Hey!      Collins   Roger picked up the phone??      Mark   No, it's me.      Collins   Throw down the key.      Mark   A wild night is now pre-ordained      Collins   I may be detained.      Mark   What does he mean...?   (Phone rings again)   What do you mean - detained?      Benny   Ho ho ho.      Mark & Roger   Benny! Shit.      Benny   Dudes, I'm on my way      Mark & Roger   Great! Fuck      Benny   I need the rent      Mark   What rent?      Benny   This past year's rent which I let slide      Mark   Let slide? You said we were 'golden'      Roger   When you bought the building      Mark   When we were roommates      Roger   Remember - you lived here!?      Benny   How could I forget?   You, me, Collins and Maureen   How is the drama queen?      Mark   She's performing tonight      Benny   I know.   Still her production manager?      Mark   Two days ago I was bumped      Benny   You still dating her?      Mark   Last month I was dumped      Roger   She's in love      Benny   She's got a new man?      Mark   Well - no      Benny   What's his name?      Both   Joanne      Benny   Rent, my amigos, is due   Or I will have to evict you   Be there in a few      Mark   The power blows ...