Roger & Mark's Outgoing Message   "Speak" ... ("Beeeep!")      Mom   That was a very loud beep   I don't even know if this is working   Mark - Mark - are you there   Are you screening your calls -   It's mom   We wanted to call and say we love you   And we'll miss you tomorrow   Cindy and the kids are here - send their love   Oh, I hope you like the hot plate   Just don't leave it on dear   When you leave the house   Oh and Mark   We're sorry to hear that Maureen dumped you   I say c'est la vie   So let her be a lesbian   There are other fishies in the sea   ... Love Mom