Well the woman that I love she's got a hook in her nose   Her eyebrows meet she wears sexy damn clothes   She screams when I stutter and she walks with a hop   I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop   You know I love her yeah I love her   I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world      If I ever lose her I'll go insane   I go Heaven crazy when she calls my name   She says baby baby baby I l-l-l-love you   There ain't nothing in the world that I wouldn't do   You know I love her yeah I love her   I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world      The woman that I love she's got two flat feet   Her knees knock together walking down the street   She cracks her knuckles and she snores in bed   She ain't much to look at but like I said   I love her yeah I love her   I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world      (She's so ugly.... gotta be ugly....)      I don't mean to say that she's got nothing done   She's got a weird sense of humor that's all her own   When I get low she sets me on my feet   Got a five inch smile but her breath is sweet   You know I love her (she's so ugly)   yeah I love her (man she's ugly)   I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world      (she's so ugly.... man she's ugly)   (gotta be ugly.... woman be ugly)   (ugly ugly.... she's so ugly)      Well the woman that I love she's got a hook in her nose   Her eyebrows meet she wears sexy damn clothes   she screams when I stutter and she walks with a hop   I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop   You know I love her yeah I love her   I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world