The old days were no fun   I'm not sorry that they're gone   I don't miss them and I won't miss them    and it was always wrong    Everything I've ever done    From the beginning and to the ending   and things never got better, it seems like forever   Since we had fun or maybe I never have fun      And this whole time! I've been around   One minute up!   and a hundred down uhhh ohhh      Keep on laughing, Keep attacking   I'll show you what it means   To keep on lying, Keep denying   That there's nothing good in me   I'm not worthless, I know you heard this    My life's a joke and the joke's on me   The joke's on me      You were always lame, a headache and a pain   I don't miss you and I won't miss you   I tried not to get bitter but I was such a quitter   Oh yeah I had dreams but they were only ever bad dreams      And this whole time! I've been around   One minute up!   and a hundred down uhhh ohhh      Keep on laughing, Keep attacking   I'll show you what it means   To keep on lying, Keep denying   That there's nothing good in me   I'm not worthless, I know you heard this   My life's a joke and the joke's on me   The joke's on me, The joke's on me...      Well there never were any good old days   Looking back I'm still amazed   How everything went wrong in every way   There were no good old days       Well there never were any good old days   Looking back I'm still amazed   That everything went wrong in every way   There were no good old days   [2x]      And this whole time! I've been around   One minute up!   and a hundred down uhhh ohhh      Keep on laughing, Keep attacking   I'll show you what it means   To keep on lying, Keep denying   That there's nothing good in me   I'm not worthless, I know you heard this   My life's a joke and the joke's on me...