[Ignignokt] Behold y'all, the digital vats of urine   [Err] Drink up bitches! Taste our liquid gold   [Ignignokt] Err, you must respect yourself   [Ignignokt] Forst you wreck yourself   [Err] Hey man, you made a rhyme!   [Ignignokt] Yes it is for I am a rap God, from beyond the moon      [MF Doom]   Everybody talkin 'bout pistols, gats is borin   He came with a new topic to flip you, vats of urine   All pro, check the stats, his style scorin   While you at it, double check that Cristal you're pourin   Born of the pleads that needs a P in geniuses   Broads don't see it, since they don't got these, conveniences   Thank God she's not a ho   In the studio when you gotta go, you gotta go   Before you flow, make sure you practice or you losin   You don't wanna miss and let the cactus get to oozin   If any contestant splash, he's disqualified   Even if one drip should slide down the bottle side   Put a bum in a even better pickle   Reality show, how far would you go, to get a nickel?   ... let alone a buck   Listen by the window, you can hear him moanin - yuck!   Remember, tomorrow is garbage day   It's not the kind of stuff you want to save and harbor away   Once it gets ripened and fermented   It takes on a bouquet that I should say is naturally scented   Tempted by a empty can of Guinness   Or waitin until we get there, say two or three minutes   Yeah, when it's fresh, it's sterile   Some say digestible, even edible   If you was stranded out to sea, alone and in trouble   Survive dehyrdation, guzzle your own cup full   Some day, you may even show your son how   to use it to make potassium nitrate for gunpowder   Funded by friends of ours who's generous   Join us next time when we discuss disgusting enemas      [Err] He's like a rap God   [Err] He's like a big log, that you find in your toilet   [Ignignokt] Fo' real!   [Err] Bow down and suck his knees!   [Ignignokt] And I am about to kick it all up in here   [Err] Stand by for kicking!   [Ignignokt] I am the kicker Err, not you   [Ignignokt] You kick elsewhere   [Err] This sucks man, I'm bored   [Ignignokt] Me too!