I was 8 years old at the Astro Dome  Waiting in line to pee pee  The urinal line seemed to take forever  Then it finally came down to me  I unzipped my toughskins  And pulled out my little wee wee  Some drunk guy said "Hurry Up KID!"  But I couldn't spring a leak    I can't pee in front of you  But you can pee in front of me  I can't help it I've got stage fright  I've got Urinary Anxiety    And so it has been for 15 years  And I can't seem to shake my pee pee fears  I've gotta have a lock on the bathroom door  Before I can make the water fall on the floor  Can't wait for the moment in the shower  Hot water on my chest full power  Laugh as the lemonade hits the porcelain    I can't pee in front of you  But you can pee in front of me  I can't help it I've got stage fright  I've got Urinary Anxiety    I'm getting better at breaking boundaries  I'm learning to let myself be free  But whether I want this war or not  We'll just have to wait and see    When I can whip it out anywhere  Whether or not anybody's there  When I can just relax and pee  Then I can declare victory    I'm on a mission  I don't need no permission    I can pee in front of you  And you can pee in front of me  I ain't got no more stage fright  No Urinary Anxiety