Constipation - No defecation      I ate too many jalepanos   I've got burning asshole syndrome   I am sitting on the pot   A thousand farts that will not stop   I ate a little too much cheese   My pants are down below my knees   Sitting on a porcelain      Sitting in a lonely stall   I read this on the bathroom wall   "Here i sit all broken hearted   Tried to shit and only farted   Those who write on bathroom walls   Roll their shit in little balls   Those who read these words of wit   Eat those little balls of shit!"