So many people running around with thir heads on fire   So many burning issues and it makes me fucking tired   Everyone should take a stand and try to change this world   I have - I've got my own plans for all the boys and girls      And it only takes a couple hours a day   And I'm doing something positive for a change   While everybody's freaking out because they don't know what to do   I'm going to do my part and watch cartoons      They're closer to reality than any political zine   They've got more personality than any punk rock scene   The Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy, everybody on South Park   They all tell it like it is and they won't keep me in the dark      I know it looks like I'm getting nothing done   I'm just sitting on the couch flattening my buns   But I've got a new religion and it's right here in this song   Homer Simpson is God      We'll all die laughing, like a bunch of little kids