Memphis made the rockabilly famous   Chicago's got a lonely wind that blows   Out in California they're making movies   and all the girls are taking off their clothes   Manhattan is an island that won't sleep   and Atlanta's just a memory in my mind   But often I find myself in Pennsylvania   where drinking beer is a productive waste of time      Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact   And every time I leave, I'm sure I won't be welcome back   Well, I rave and rant and I lose my pants and it always ends the same   Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains   Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains.      Seattle is rather fond of flannel   Rice-a-Roni is the San Francisco treat   Las Vegas is full of drugs and hookers   but Las Vegas is too far away for me   Philadelphia's full of jerks and assholes   Florida's where they all will move to die   But I'll be getting drunk for seven dollars   In a classy little joint on the Southside      Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact   And every time I leave, I'm sure I won't be welcome back   Well, I rave and rant and I lose my pants and it always ends the same   Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains   Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains      And Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact   And every time I leave, I'm sure I won't be welcome back   Well, I rave and rant and I lose my pants and it always ends the same   Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains   Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains      Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains   Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains