I knew a girl named Nikki   I guess you could say she was a sex fiend   I met her in a hotel lobby   Masturbating with a magazine   She said how'd you like to waste some time   And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind      She took me to her castle   And I just couldn't believe my eyes   She had so many devices   Everything that money could buy   She said sign your name on the dotted line   The lights went out   And Nikki started to grind      AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NIKKI!!!!!!! oh...      The castle started spinning   Or maybe it was my brain   I can't tell you what she did to me   But my body will never be the same   Her lovin' will kick your behind   Oh, she'll show you no mercy   But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind      Woke up the next morning   Nikki wasn't there   I looked all over and all I found   Was a phone number on the stairs   It said thank you for a funky time   Call me up whenever you want to grind      AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!NIKKI!!!!!!!oh.....   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!COME BACK NIKKI!!!!!COME BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!