I got ants in my pants and it makes me want to dance   Take it away, Kathy, take it away   There’s a sty in my eye, and it makes me want to cry   Take it away, Kathy, take it away      Well, we danced all night, and I was all out of breath   Take it away, Kathy, take it away   Now I’m fearing for my life, ‘cuz you’re dancing me to death   Take it away, Kathy, take it away      I know you can do it   You’re the only one   I know that someday you will free me   Oh, Kathy, come on, take it away      Well, I feel about as dirty as a boy could get   Take it away, Kathy, take it away   And you’re beating on my heart like an old drum set   Take it away, Kathy, take it away   There’s a voice in my head, keeps my feelings so distorted   Take it away, Kathy, take it away   Says I’m a bad, bad boy, and I’ll never be rewarded   Take it away, Kathy, take it away      I know you can do it   You’re the only one   I know that someday you will free me   Oh, Kathy, take it away      My hands! My hands! I can’t feel my hands!   My legs! My legs! I can’t move my legs!