Hwe. Huh. huh. Huh. Alegazewawazoo...   Hey!      (background noises)      I'm trying to think of something...   I got it!      Dentists   Don't have   Best friends.      Dentists   Collect   Tooth Brushes. Stuff      Sometimes   They make   Little kids cry      Sometimes   they make   Ladies wear braces      Dentists!   You're not my friend!      All that is!   You're making my gums bleed!   Auuuuuuuuugh!      Dentists   Don't got best friends      And I'm   Not   Cross   In floss (???)      I   Think   Mine   Is a homosexual      Because he   Wears   Yellow ties   Sometimes      I   Love   When   You're gonna put me under      I   Think   It's nice.   To get those pills      Conditionally      Dentists    Don't make friends   With their patients      Open   Your mouth   Real wide      Dentists   Say "Floss   Every chance you get"      It's just so   They can sell you   More cans of floss      I eat,   Pancakes   For breakfast      Every day!   And I don't floss!   No cavities!      You're wrong!      So dentist   don't make friends   in the (unintelligible)      And they say "I don't like you muffin   I don't like you muffin   I don't like you muffin   you're bad"      (Uninteligable)!   AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!   Dental Hygienists!      I smell meat!   A lot!   The nice people in the waiting room!      They're all scared!   Please go,   to hurt their gums!      Our patient,   has a patient,   In the dentists chair.      Oh no don't be scared.   He's just gonna touch your mouth a little, don't be scared.   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!   oh. *cough*      He'll give me,   A filling      It's time   To give me   A filling      Breath in   The Nitrous   Oxide      I need   Novocaine   On my tongue      Pump in   The Nitrous   Oxide      I'm feeling alright   Alright   Alright      Alright      Beautiful   Dental   Hygienist      I know you're stealing Percoset   For your cramps   From the office      I know you give 'em to your boyfriend,   Who doesn't care about you that much.      I know you give it to your best friend   Who loves Percoset      The Dental Hygienist   Got pierced nipples      She's a bad girl   Who likes a good fucking      Dentists   don't got   best friends      Because they're busy   Always   Scrapping cavities      They know it   When it happens   Because it bleeds      And they tell you   to make sure   to brush six times a day      Alright alright alright!      You're never gonna get clean!      You're never gonna get clean gums!      I   Forgot   Money   no...      ooooooh. oooooooh.      Plastic   Rings and   Things that go on the tips of your pencils      They're useless    when you aint   got no teeth      I ate some   Birthday cake   for breakfast!      I smile   with the sprinkles   in my mouth!      and he took one look   and screamed   "What have you done!?"      It's all gonna rot!   It's all gonna rot!   It's all gonna rot!   Make sure you get your free sample of mouth wash!      It's all gonna rot!   Make sure you get your astronaut toothbrush!      It's all gonna rot!   What's your favorite color?   Is it green? Is it blue? Is it pink!? *laughter*      You're never gonna get clean!   Hey!      Open up! Open up!   *laughter*   Open wide!      Don't bite my finger!   Oh, Don't bite my finger it's in a plastic glove!   I'll touch you all over!      Let's take an x-ray.   Put this in your mouth,   And keep your head still.   Keep it as still as you can!      I'm gonna look at your insides!   Right!      Smile for the camera, Jimmy!   Smile for the camera!      Now keep that lead belt over your waist.   I'm gonna take a picture!      To tell you which tooth if fucked   And how much toothpaste you need.      Don't forget to take a plastic treat from the bin.   Because you've been good.   You've been goooooooooooood!      Your plastic vampire fangs   Or plastic ring   Or temporary tattoo   Maybe a pencil   Maybe a calculator watch      Something with sprinkles.   Maybe fake earrings.   Look at all the ones you got.      You've been so good for me   Smile real nice   And you opened your mouth real wide      I'm gonna tell your daddy you've been real good!      You've been brushing just like I told you you should!   AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! Keep.   Keep it real clean.   I said keep it!   Keep it reeeeeeaaaaaaaaal clean.   Hey!Hey!      Come back next month!   For a check up.   And I'll see if you've been brushiiiiiiiiiiiing!      Come back next week!   And I'll tell your sister she needs her braces off!      And tell your daddy I said hi.   And tell him I need his money!   His money!      Before I see you again!   Before I see you agaaaaaain!      Make sure you take your plastic treat from the bin!   Because you've been real good.      I know it's hard to sit still like that long   While I touch your tongue.   With my finger.      You've been a good boy or girl.   So reward yourself,   With a Dora the Explorer   toothbrush.      Suck it!      Maybe a plastic green toy army soldier!   With a parachute that pulls!      Make sure you stay away from candy!      (background talking)