Gentlemen, we have a problem   There's a journalist down in the hall   She got a photo of Slim out on the town last night   And it could ruin us all   She caught Shady being a lady   With a couple of Canadian ballet dancers   The magazines will be looking for answers   Banging down our door...      If he won't come quietly we'll have to force it   Pull that skinny mother out of the closet      Eminem is gay (Eminem is gay)   He gives it out like a kid in a sweetshop.      Lipstick all over his chainsaw   Dancing around in dungarees   And did you see where Dr Dre put his hands   When he stood behind him on kids TV?   Wake up the marketing department   We'll make a load of money out of this now   No such thing as a sacred cow:   Gentlemen leave it to me.      Prime time live to the masses enough,   Will the queer Slim Shady please stand up?      Eminem is gay (Eminem is gay)   Eminem is playing for the other team   Eminem is gay (really really gay)   He likes it best down in between      (rap)   D12 go round the outside:   said it was a lookalike working for the FBI   (dumb as it is) I got your true sexuality   bound and gagged in the boot of my pickup   and I'm driving it off a bridge...      Eminem is gay (Eminem is gay)   Eminem is playing for the other team   Eminem is gay (really really gay)   He likes it best down in between   Eminem is gay (Eminem is gay)   Eminem is playing for the other side   Eminem is gay (really really gay)   Come on Slim, let the fans decide!