Lisa from steps, she's the one with the dark hair   curled up in a ball at the bottom of the stairs   with the blood congealing all down her sleeve   i think she severed an artery      Jon Michael-Jarre is tied upside-down   if he pissed himself he'll probably drown   got his head in a hole and his legs in the air   and no-one cares      I saw it all happen i was there all the time   but it wasn't me   i can watch it in slow-mo but i cannot ever move   because it's just a dream      Fuck me, it's Celine Dion   strung up in the forest with nothing on   quick! Climb the tree there's a noose around her throat   get it off, or she'll never sing another note      Cliff Richard is nailed to a cross   with Lou Reed's head stuck up his arse   and Estefan crying on the livingroom floor   but she isn't really injured at all      Hey look! A shadowy figure   running away from the scene   and in my sleep i made a villain   to wipe out the music scene      can't stop dreaming of injured popstars   get them out of my head somehow   one by one the popstars get cut down      Cher is there with battery acid in her hair   and Bob Dylan has a fork stuck up his nose   all around wales the bands are on fire   as the flames lick higher they run from their homes   it only took one match to burn down Kelly Jones      And it's Michael Gambon! It's Michael Gambon!   I saw his face   cleaning all the shit-pop from the human race