The fetid menage of wafting flatus   Singe my palate with nauseating rot   This stale concoction of postmortem brew   Inundate nasal passages with snot   Grotesque reaction   Huff the carcass   Odiferous putrefaction   Airborne bacteria lodge in my sinuses   Tickle the back of my throat with decay   Violently retching, coughing up phlegm   Laced with acrid cadaveric waste   Reddened eyes sore from maturating odor   Repugnant air currents of flavor so vile   The sour fetor assaults my taste buds   I regurgitate vitriolic bile   Dank perfume   Necrotic gas   Reeking plumes   Medical examiners scramble for air   Menthol cream mustaches stave off the stench   Gusts of mephitis breach ventilation hoods   The musty rank tang makes my stomach lurch   Sniff the stiff   Effusing mold   Corrosive whiff   The fog of dissection   Postmortem haze   Tear-inducing gas   Leave me in a daze      [Solo: snorting necrotic funk, high on the choking musk]      A retching chorus scores the morgue   Carcass is swollen with bactericidal activity   Eructing its final funeral dirge   Sputtering the crescendo of its redolent symphony   Sickening zephyrs   Bouquet of stink   Pungent resins   Weeping meat expels a foul fragrance   Baptizing us in a spicy caress   The cadaver belly, distended and bloated   Collapses into a burping, bubbling mess   Carrion vapor seeps from necrotic tissue   Effervescing with puddles of cocktailed juice   It eddies and swirls, churns and foams   Before scraping down the drainage sluice   Noxious chemical hazard   Reeking human offal   Miasma so rancid and caustic   Virulent murk most awful   Stagnant decedent a jellied clump   Organic refuse heap host to rot   Pathological rebellion of bacteria   Vitiates the viscera refusing to stop