Now, I calculate the beatin for approximated speakin'   Play it at your party for intoxicating freakin'   One for the motherfuckers at the party   Two for the DJs bubmin' this for me   Three for the girls with the fake ID   And a pound if you snuck through the back for free      See, sneakin' into shit probably always been my hobby   1985 in the Henry J. lobby   Ten bones for the Frest Fest to me was like robbery   Tennis shoes squeakin' security tried to mob me   People screamin so loud they lungs got broke   Then short grabbed the mic started yellin' out "Oakland!"      Not the type of brother that's hard with a death wish   But one thing that I'd die for is being on the guest list   I'm talking 'bout a pissy fit   Sayin' loud explicit shit   Can't you read my name   "Motherfucker ain't you literate?!"   I be sayin' this even if it ain't legitimate   Although it ain't considerate   I get in with no scrilla spent      Caught the 57 bus to the coliseum   Run DMC and LL   Gotta see 'em   Negotiatin' with a guard out by the trailer   Me and twenty partnas got in for a Taylor   Later in the game shit was much mo' elaborate   Motherfuckers rock the spot with fake laminate   Show 'em to security and it was like bam   Onstage with Ice Cube at the summer jam   I'm not a fronter and   This ain't a cover band   I'm always givin' you the really and no other than      Alamedia drive-in didn't wanna pay a buck   Five motherfuckers layin' flat in the mini-truck   Used to sneak in to the Eastmont Cinemas   Through the exit   Sometimes about ten of us   But you know I guess it was so easy   'Cause they plain' movies that's already on TV   Mostt of them flicks I can't recommend   But back then half the fun was sneakin' in   See me in the alley but no I ain't no crack ho   I'm waitin' for my motherfuckers to open up the back do'