Went out to eat the other night   Picked up my girl at eight   In my soup I found a fly   ...beyond my plate   Was an eyeball in my Martini   An eyeball with a twist   A worm in my Martini too   I said "There's somethin' wrong with this"      Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs   Eyeballs everywhere   Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs   Floating through the air      Went to the 'musement park   To ride the Tunnel of Love   But when I went to hold her hand   There was an eyeball in her glove   We went to Lovers Lane   Scan for U.F.O.s   Just imagine what I saw   When I pulled down her pantyhose      Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs   Eyeballs everywhere   Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs   Floating through the air      I look my baby home   For a juicy goodnight kiss   But there was an eyeball starin' at me   Between her parted lips      Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs   Eyeballs everywhere   Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs   Floating through the air      I went to the institute   And asked the doctor there   In the department of eyeballs   "What's this burden that I bear?"   He said "You ain't crazy"   He said "You ain't insane"   "It's just you got an eyeball   In the center of your brain"