Anytime, anyplace, anywhere   There's a wonderful world you can share   But only if you're stinking rich enough   Martini people are happy people   They always smile because they're getting paid   To sing and dance and have parties in the South of France   Wouldn't you do the same, if you got the chance?   Uncork the speedboat from the bottle and be whisked away   From reality today, to packaged dreamland UK   From the TV screen to the Sunday magazine   Fancy cigarette packets, dead animal jackets   From the big flashy car which runs on British Petroleum   From BP's investments in Australia in Uranium   Dinner is served!