Please don't talk about me when I'm gone   Honey, though our friendship ceases from now on   And if you can't say anything uptight   It's better not to talk at all, is my advice      We're parting, you'll go your way, I'll go mine   I have just this to do   Give a little kiss and hope that it brings   Lots of love to you   Makes no difference how Jerry carries on (but I'll make it, baby!)   Please don't talk about me when I'm gone      Please don't talk about me, honey, when I'm gone   Though our friendship ceases from now on   And if you can't say anything real nice   You better not talk at all, is Jerry's advice      We're parting, you'll go your way, I'll go mine   I have just this to do   Here's a little kiss, I hope it brings   Lots and lots of love to you   Makes no difference how I carry on   Please don't talk about me   Please don't talk about me   Please don't talk about me   Please don't talk about me   Please don't talk about me   Please don't talk about me, honey   Please don't talk about me when I'm gone