listen up lackeys I’ve pickled my liver and clogged my heart and fried my kidneys   now at the bottom of the slide you moralists tell me you can’t bribe me to the top of the waiting list   get me a transplant   before I see you again   hello is this the Chinese Body Shoppe   you say you’ve a petty thief you can hack up?   we can afford something a bit more grand   how much more for pure Tibetan?   “Strike Hard” against crime   body part supply thrives   4000 kills yearly   need fulfillment is near   the autopsy will read soon   “extensive open cranial wounds”   botch the execution keep the donor alive   stem the blood flow and mind the I.V.   increase blood pressure and cranial output   to the hospital and into me   hello Chinese Body Shoppe   I want to thank you for a top-notch job   twenty five grand is in the mail   thanks be to God everything’s for sale