Welcome to the land of Irish fops      I was lost one day in leprechaun land   Discovering beautiful grains of sand   And giving a woman a slap on the hand   That's me   Mickey McChuckles      I'm part of a misunderstanded band   The queen's septor I can not stand   From Landover Baptist I have been banned   Me   Mickey McChuckles      I'm going to leave   I'm drunk with the lads   Getting in fights   Shouting "ooh" and "egads"   As I did with me mom and dads   That's me   Mickey McChuckles      Have ya seen me Lucky Charms anywhere's