Hello Andreas McGraff   Hello Davidson Scott   Have I ever told ye about the whales of Africa   No ya haven't   The lived long ago   Long before the echoes of time      The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play   The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay   The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play   The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay      Oh once there was a time where only sea creatures lived   It was a dark gloomy time with no food to give   They feed on guacamoles   They drink mercury   And whenever they have to   They will hide in an angry tree      The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play   The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay   The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play   The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay      Believe it or not   These stories are true   And believe it or not   These whales are not blue   They're purple with pink polka dots   And bright yellow square spots   They love cooking monkey meat   In triangular pots      The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play   The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay   The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play   The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay      If you encounter one of these   Be sure you don't have any cheese   It makes the animal go insane   And they'll use suction cups to dismantle your brain      The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play   The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay   The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play   The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay      Come on      The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play   The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay      Last time      The whales of Africa they ain't comin' to play   The whales of Africa yes they are here to stay