I'll never forget the first day i met her   That september morning was clear and fresh   The way she spoke and laughed at my jokes   And the way she rubbed herself   Against the edge of my desk   She became a magic mystery to me   And we'd sit together in double   History twice a week   And some days we'd walk the same way home   And it's surprising how quick   A little rain can clear the streets   We dreamed of her and compared our dreams   But that was all that i ever tasted   She lied to me with her body you see   I lied to myself 'bout the chances i'd wasted         The times we were close   Were far and few between   In the darkness at the dances in the school canteen   Did she close her eyes like i did   As we held each other tight   And la la la la la la la la means i love you         She danced with me and i still hold that memory   Soft and sweet   And i stare up at her window   As i walk down her street   But i never made the first team,   I just made the first team laugh   And she never came to the phone   She was always in the bath   I had to look in the dictionary   To find out the meaning of unrequited   While she was giving herself for free   At a party to which i was never invited         I never understood my failings then   And i hide my humble hopes now   Thinking back she made us want her   A girl not old enough to shave her legs