The book of love is long and boring   No one can lift the damn thing   It's filled with charts and facts and figures   And instructions for dancing   But I, I love it when you read to me   And you, you can read me anything      The book of love's got music in it   In fact that's where music comes from   Some of it's just transcendental    Some of it's just really dumb   But I, I love it when you sing to me    And you, you can sing me anything      The book of love is long and boring   And written very long ago   It's filled with flowers and heart-shaped boxes   And things we're all too young to know   But I, I love it when you give me things   And you, you should give me wedding rings