won't you ever give up masturbation?   don't you know that it won't help your situation?   spend your days inside indulging in some wanking   save it for a rainy day, why don't you come out skanking with us?      CHORUS:      'cos you're a failure   and everybody hates you!      i heard one day you had to go and see the matron   ooh that's nasty - colonic irrigation?   you caught her getting dust from the teacher's eye   you'd walked in on them shagging you didn't realise why all that noise!      CHORUS:      they were making babies   you're hated more than rabies!